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Here are some (hopefully) funny jokes my family and I came up with. We heard them from my cousins when we were up with them at my nanas and some from my friends. Please don't take offence to any of them since I didn't really make them up. Some might be rated PG "maybe". Take warning. (none are sexual or anything along the lines of that!)
Don't flame as these are meant for fun only. Enjoy and feel free to pass some on to friends/family<3
Q: What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green all over?
A:3 skunks fighting over a pickle(XD)
Q:What do you call cheese that's not yours?
A:Nacho cheese! (not 'cho cheese. not your cheese)
There was an english cat and a french cat. The english cat's name was one,two,three and the french cat's name was un,deux,trois. They decided to have a swimming race. Guess who won?
A: The english cat because the un,deux,trois,quatre,cinq! (the un,deux,trois,cat,sank!)
Q: Do you want the answer to all of your homework questions?
A: Its called "Google"
Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the water?
A: Bob!
Q:What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of the door?
A: Matt!
Q:What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pile of leaves?
A:Russel!
Q:How do you tell how valuable a diamond is?
A:Look at the price!
Yo mamma jokes
1. Yo mamma is so ugly, when she took a shower, they filmed "Gorilla in the mist".2. Yo mamma is so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
3. Yo mamma is so fat, she has her own area code.
4. Yo mamma is so fat, she has a sock for each toe.
5. Yo mamma is so dumb, she chucked a rock at the ground and missed.
6. Yo mamma is so old, she knew Mr. Clean with hair.
7. Yo mamma is so old, she still owes Jesus $30
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