Crayons
Hello. Welcome to another one of BE's random rant pages! *crowd cheers* Who do we have staring this page so far? *Pichu walks on the stage* "It is I! The wonderful (and sexy) Pichu!" Well hi there Pichu! What are you going to be talking about today? "Me. Duh" Umm your not a topic.... "Of course I am. All the adjectives like cute and smart, suit me" Ya ok. *sarcasm* *Skitty-Kitty runs on stage* "Sorry I'm late!!!* "Umm what are you doing here SK?" "Umm Pichu, I'm supposed to be on the rant page remember? Me and BE made a deal" "Ya right. Ok. It's MY turn to shine* "Ya. I don't think so miss" Hey! Hey! Both of you! If your not going to behave, then you'll both have to leave! "Ok fine I'll stop if Pichu will" "Ok I will too" Ok lets get this rant underway! Guess what the subject is going to be? Crayons! SK: 0.0 Pichu: o.0 Yup crayons! The glorious colouring item! SK: coloured pencils are better you know right? Pichu: acctually, markers are a lot better. You don't have to sharpen them :)
SK: Sooooo? Markers run dry! Pencil crayons NEVER dry out! Plus, they don't leave stains like markers do.
Pichu: Um thats why they createWashable markers DUH! And you call me dumb.
SK: Well you are. You only care about yourself.
Pichu: No I don't! How dare you say something that mean about me! :O
Both of you!!!! Your ruining my rant page!
Pichu: No one likes these "rant" pages anyways.
SK: They are pretty cool I think. Although, I think we make the pages more interesting :D
Pichu: Well of course I do. Maybe not you SK.
SK: Umm excuse me!? Wait acctually, your so dumb you could start a fight with yourself.
Pichu: Uh not true! How dumb do you think I am!?
SK: Picture the dumbest person alive...your dumber then him!
Pichu: I'm insulted. I'm leaving.
SK: Good! No one wanted you here anyway.
Ok. Now back to the rant. Crayons are old fashioned. But, lots of people still use them. Like rich artists and people like that. They're good because you don;t need to sharpen them!
SK: Oh give it up already!!! The rant is done for now!! *Breaks the camera*
*Screen turns black*
Page last modified on June 26,2009
